Sunday 29 May 2011

THE END OF THE WORLD AGAIN

So, the end of the world was scheduled for last Saturday and in a shocking twist of fate, we were all spared . Perhaps our angry vengeful lord was worried that not enough people were taking it seriously, as illustrated in the image below;



On the eve of the rapture itself more people were concerned with Googling "Macho Man Randy Savage" and "oxycodone" than "Last Minute Repentance" and surely the last thing any God wants is for their apocalypse to be out shadowed by the death of a Wrestler or the hot new drug. So let's be thankful and perhaps take a little more notice next time the day of reckoning comes around (pencil it in for the 21st of October).

In the mean while listen to this hastily compiled list of Judgement Day songs and think long and hard about your sins.



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